neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via morticiamanson)

(Source: wetnando-, via starwarsfuckyeah)

nobody-at-all:

lannisterk:

hey baby is your name winter because you’ll be coming soon

I read this and thought of Jonathon Winter and now my mind is corrupt….. D:

^My thoughts exactly.

tropius-paskewitz:

Pabu is the Avatar people

Korra is just a new line in the bender evolution, and she sees flashbacks because she’s clairvoyant.

tropius-paskewitz:

Pabu is the Avatar people

Korra is just a new line in the bender evolution, and she sees flashbacks because she’s clairvoyant.

(via wellneversleep)

  • What are the odds of you being in my favour?

  • Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?

  • Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

  • Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.

  • Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.

  • Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.

  • Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.

  • If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.

  • Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.

  • Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?

  • I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.

  • Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.

i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure 

(via every-body-sucks)

ovoxomostdope:

OMFG, HAHAHAHAHA, I CANT EVEN!

ovoxomostdope:

OMFG, HAHAHAHAHA, I CANT EVEN!

(via simplymacmiller)

(Source: misfitsworld, via misterbubbles)

haave-you-met-ted:

thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes

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